Bow-ties are the best! My parents are having their wedding on May 18th and I get to wear a coral seersucker bow-tie. When I wear it I just feel like Matt Smith(Doctor Who). I can just strut around and feel elegant.

Unicorns are extremely  real. Or at least have been alive before. They were originally the greatest animals  born to Earth-kind. They are extremely valiant and awesome in every way. They are legendary animals that have a long spiral horn that produces love and redemption. They have a TV show called My Little Pony which shares kindness. It is an easy feat,, big adventure, tons of fun, a beautiful heart, faithful and strong  

Cats are wondrous mammals with nine lives. They are ninjas in which they hunt, eat, and sleep. Cats can vary from  wheelbarrow  fat to super skinny. They come in a varied color range. Rainbow to Purple Stripes they can mesmerize you eyes.They sometimes dress up in fancy outfits and attend exquisite balls. They are born by angels deciding they want awesomeness and deviousness in the world.They can manipulate their owners into getting whatever they desire in life. If and only if they feel like their presence is not needed they will float up to heaven and train the angels how to be fabulous. They're battle cry is a hiss, and if you witness or hear one you are dead.They are finally good companions and very loyal.


P.S. JK